Wednesday, April 27, 2005

I'm thinking of getting Mountain Dew to be my sponsor. It'll be like NASCAR or professional golf. I'll wear their logo and use their product while I study. When I pass the test, I'll claim it was due in part to the use of Mountain Dew. I would even appear in a commercial if they'd like. All I ask is that they pay me in Mountain Dew. Nothing more, just all the Mountain Dew I need.